By Shari

What can I say about BlurButt that hasn't already been said? Why can't Colby be the naked guy walking around? Is that too much to hope for? We know Colby is adventurous. After all, there was that whole thing with his mom in the back of the Aztec. He's one badass cowboy.

BlurButt actually seemed a little shocked that Tina was gone. Hmmmm. Maybe he is a target. A big naked target.

You know, I'm the first to admit that I'm not the outdoorsy type. My idea of roughing it is a 4-star hotel instead of a 5-star. No mint on the pillow. Covers not folded down. Know what I mean? But even I, with my basic Brownie experience, know that you can drink rainwater. It takes these 'survivors' (and I use the term loosely) 4 days of dehydration to figure that out?

Welcome to American Idol Panama. You thought Willy Hung doing 'She Bangs' was bad? (Click here to see the unforgettable American Idol audition by Willy) Did you catch the Robfather and his hoods singing in the rain? What was up with that. And you know, when the Robfather sings 'She Bangs'....he really means, she bangs. (He seemed to be pretty touchy-feely with Amber...I'm waiting on those excellent night-vision shots.) Did Amber even talk in last night's show? I don't think so. That only goes to prove my theory from Survivor Australia -- Jerri, the evil succubus, controlled Amber's vocal chords, just like that alien in 'Independence Day'.

Before I forget, cudos to Saboga for sharing the pot with the other tribes. I'm very impressed. Last thing you want is someone bogarting the pot.
And can someone please help that big old farmboy with his metaphors...."four or five bosses and no indians"...that's like putting all your eggs into a fish without a bicycle.

Saboga once again makes the climb up to the Tribal Council Treehouse. And in a moment out of an old Disney movie, they put Rudy out of his mysery. "You just can't shoot ole Rudy like he was nuthin'!" Well, apparently they can. And after all that time in Viet Nam, there's nothing worse than being picked off by friendly fire.