Where is Probstovich?

Oh yes, Survivor fans, you dwindling lot of eager viewers, Probstovich lives!

Probstovich haven't been around much for All-Star Survivor yet because it's all still too freaky. It's still too hard to digest: Lex and Colby and Hatch on the same team? Rudy and Tina gone and it's only Day frickin' Six! Shii Ann and Kathy? Ethan and Jerri ... en flagrante d-d-d----doh!!!? Big Tom Buchanan back in the game? WTF is going on here?

Look, boobelah, your's truly -- ol' good-time Probstovich -- is only used to critiquing castaways who've never before played the game. But now, suddenly given the task of evaluating the game play of folks that have "been there, done that," well, this faux-columnist is up a creek without a paddle.

But guess what?

Just like the game, the key to surviving is "adapting." The cool thing is that even though we're already two episodes into All Stars, we still have 16 players left, so starting right now is like starting with a clean slate, or is that "plate" for starving castaways?

Stay tuned for insights, and totally fabricated ad hominem attacks published right here ... starting right after All-Star Episode Number Three!