All Star Survivor

Yes I am a few weeks late. I noticed that. But, well, here I am finally. Aren't y'all so happy to see me?

Television can not be any better lately. I have American Idol AND Survivor. Rob Cesternino is gone now though, and that saddens me. I try to look on the bright side.

I still have Colby, Lex and Ethan. My vibrator isn't off the hook yet. What? Those three men fill excellent fantasy roles. Cesty did too but now I just won't be able to see him as often. Now who am I supposed to seduce?

Some players in this game are pretty fucking impressive and other ended up disappointing me. I'm impressed with Mariano. Shocked that anyone is letting him get away with shit. Rupert has disappointed me as much as I hate to say that. I still love him, but I really expected his game-playing to be better the second time around. Richard has definitely impressed me. Now, granted, Mogo Mogo has yet to go to Tribal Council so who's to say that he WON'T be targeted anyways. The only one besides him who you could make a case for getting voted out is Shii Ann. I don't think that she really fits in on this tribe. Maybe it's just editing.

Continue tuning in. Hopefully after the next episode I will have tons more to say.

*runs off to grab a copy of last week's episode and above-mentioned vibrator*