Savage Beast Meet Your Fate

Was Osten *really* the weak link in the tribe? Does Darrah ever do monologues? Is Rupert really a supergenetic being engineered by Mark Burnett? All of these questions and more answered in this edition of CJ Blake's World.

And then there was Balboa.

Wouldn't it be fitting if Rupert won given that the merge tribe's name is the same as his pet snake? *cackling* Like the rest of the tribe would let that happen. The second Rupert does not win an immunity, unless something else unforseen happens, they'll all vote his butt off.

It is almost fitting to say that Rupert, Jon and Burton will not win. They are all strong alpha males that stand out as threats. Sandra and Christa are in an excellent position as are Darrah and Rhyno. Especially Rhyno as he is the only male that is not in a position of power right now. He doesn't make waves and he seems to be generally well liked. At this point, I'm betting on Sandra to win it all.

Jonny Foreplay voted for Andrew while impersonating Randy "Macho Man" Savage as I expected. As much as Jon entertains me, I must say the look on his face when he got 3 votes was classic. Never assume anything dude.

Morgan is the weakest, most pathetic tribe that has ever graced the Survivor screen. They had no food left but an oceanfull of fish. CATCH SOME.

If you didn't get to check out Yahoo Platinum, Drake had a mock wedding for Christa. Very cute. Simply the idea of Minister Jonny Foreplay is hilarity in itself. When you add a wooden log standing in for Christa's fiance Pete it increases the comedy ten fold.

I think that next week Drake will implode and send one of their men packing. Please let it be Burton.