Posted by: SammyBuru

Rupert, you single handedly won the Immunity Challenge sapping every drop of energy from your body in one of the most exhaustive two-hour battles of will and strength ever witnessed in the history of Survivor.

What do you want to do next?

Let's go to Disneyland!

This is just like say for example, Sammy just finished running a marathon and right after Mrs. Sammy decides she is in the mood. Well maybe that is not a good example, Sammy would find the energy. Jon is a little too happy don t you think. He was acting like his head was on the chopping block or something.

Since Rush Limbaugh is out of work, rumor has it that The Early Show was looking to sign him up as the color commentator for Reality show segments. In a test pilot with Julie, Rush made the comment that he thought Osten with his big flashy muscles is overrated as a player. Osten hasn't been that good from the get-go. He said that the liberal media is guilty of a little social concern and has been very desirous for a black man do well on Survivor.

In the Yahoo Voting Booth CAM last week:

Andrew: (Lil) Great lady. Great work ethic. This is totally based upon strategy. We'll see if it works. Say hey to Cincinnati for me.

Osten: (Lil) Just for strategy purposes.

What was the strategy, other than keeping eye candy? Must be that the work Lil was doing really looks like tons o’ fun. It looks like the two get lost in the "jungle" probably looking for water. After all, the Water Well is a whole 800 feet from their camp. It probably takes 10 minutes to cross the whole island. Methinks the danger is exaggerated, up there with Osten getting drowned.

Since Lil slipped (twice) and said in that The Morgan lost 6 in a row on The Early Show. This must mean The Morgan lose RC again and The Drake gets the final map piece. Because the guys are too chicken, it's Michelle's turn to raid The Morgan Camp, of course The Morgan still remain under orders to gather Intel about The Drake. As Michelle gets off the boat the Nubian Princess is the first to greet her with a hug. Then Darrah (Harrad backwards) quickly gives Michelle a quick hug.

TiJ: Hi Michelle it is so nice to meet you, do you have any alliances at The Drake? Have you seen or touched any monkeys? (Sammy really hates Letterman, this stopped being funny a long time ago.)

Michelle: Oh we don't have any alliances, we are just one big happy family because we are winning everything. Proly means we will fall apart when we start to lose challenges.

Darrah: Hi, I have no raw intelligence and can't think outside the box ...that's why I am still here. (Sammy sort of wants to start a Darrah backwards spoiler.)

Ryno and Osten walk over, both give Michelle a big hug. Andrew is the last to follow over to greet Michelle.

Ryno: Nice to meet you too!

Michelle: Hi, I remember you from just a quick glance at the first challenge. Osten: Hi! I am Osten, people think I am overrated as a player, I see you have noticed my muscles. I will probably drown during IC tomorrow. Michelle: It's great to meet you Osten, now I can put a name with your head … ummm, I mean face.

Adrew: Hi, I'm Andrew, glad that you could meet me. So (he asks nonchalantly) ...who is your leader at The Drake?

Michelle: Oh, no one at Drake is stupid enough to take the leader role, everyone knows that is a death sentence in this game! Why do you ask? Do you guys have a leader?

Andrew: (Coughing) No, same thing here at The Morgan, no one is that dumb here either. So (asking even more nonchalantly) what is your Most Valuable Possession at The Drake?

Michelle: Oh it's Rupert! He single handedly wins all the challenges, he is the smartest one in our tribe and he catches so many fish that we can't eat them all. Rupert is the MVP!

Actually, Lil's little faux pas on The Early Show could have been coached. Only us Internet geeks would pick up on it, but it does look like The Drake find the Treasure Chest. Odds are that The Drake do indeed win RC.

From this Week's Episode, Pick a Castaway, Any Castaway - looks like a twist (duh). Based on the CBS clues, the it looks like The Morgan finally win the thrown Immunity Challenge. And the surprise "Twist," The Morgan get to take the Most Valuable Possession, they take the MVP - Rupert.

After throwing the Immunity Challenge, The Drake have to vote one person off - who?

It was Burton's Idea to throw the Immunity Challenge, by all rights Burton should be in danger. But the Twins have the strongest alliance and also have a very early alliance with Michelle (Coconut juice). Sandra and Trish are another alliance. Jon is smart enough to buddy up to the Wonder Twin power. Jon will have the drunken spectacle at TC where he puts the screws to Christa. Christa is left holding the bag with Rupert not there to protect her. Christa is in trouble and the numbers are against her.

At the beginning of Episode 4, The Morgan is down 3 people: Drake 8 – Morgan 5. At the end of Episode 4, it is a tie game with 6 on each side. It’s an Equalizer Twist.

So:

RC - The Drake
IC - The Morgan
Boot - The Christa

BTW, someone asked Osten this week if he drowned.

Posted by producer at October 9, 2003 07:59 AM